Stomach pain

Well after my last blog which was feeled with disgust I have developed some of the worst pain i have ever had.

Last night i literally thought i was gonna die. My pain was destroying my insides and it was unbelievable that something that brings me so much joy is now my sworn enemy.

I think it is one of a couple of things:

1. really bad gas

2. My appendix was throwing a party and accidentally blew itself up with a firecracker.

3. I ate a whole porcupine and it wasn't very happy about that.

4.Or this

I'm guessing number four but i really need a new stomach

Pray that i live

I'm out.